Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is flooded with messages for useless products. How do I stop all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.

• All I want get a actual email for once.
• Maybe someday this will go away.
• {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.

Ugh, These Emails

My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some more info random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.

• I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
• There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
• Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.

Get This Shit Out of My Inbox

Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your pointless advertisements for things I don't even need. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just pissed off.

• Just quit spamming me.
• Get a clue.
• You've been warned.

End This Damn Spam You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit

Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm fed up with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.

You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.

• Go away
• This is useless to me

Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!

Listen up, you lowlifes! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your last chance to shape up. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? You better believe it.

Seriously With Your Stupid Texts

You know you're so smart, sending out your garbage to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I have no time for your hoax. Get a real job or kill yourself already.

• Drop Dead With Your Spammy Emails
• I have no time
• Get a real job or go outside already.